A get rich quick scheme:
There is a poster offering a $1000 reward for information about a lost black cat near our place.
There is a dead striped cat laying on the median a few blocks away on Mission St.
$1000 reward - $4 can of spray paint = $996 of bonus cash
No animals were harmed in the writing of this post. Except for a spider pig.
1 comment:
the dead cat has disappeared. someone must have read your post and gone ahead with the plan.
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