July 29, 2007

A get rich quick scheme:

There is a poster offering a $1000 reward for information about a lost black cat near our place.

There is a dead striped cat laying on the median a few blocks away on Mission St.

$1000 reward - $4 can of spray paint = $996 of bonus cash

No animals were harmed in the writing of this post. Except for a spider pig.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the dead cat has disappeared. someone must have read your post and gone ahead with the plan.