June 28, 2008

It's been a killer week.

During our 4 day work retreat, I won our Assassins game. Well actually, I was tied for the top spot. When we got to the final four survivors, I killed the person who was supposed to kill me and the other player also killed her would-be assassin, so just like Little League, we both were winners.

Then today I just watched Wanted, where you can go from being a total loser to world class hitman in just 6 weeks. I guess if Angelina Jolie was my teacher, I'd learn fast too.

If it weren't so illegal, I would like to be a professional assassin. It's the only job I know of where you can kick ass twice in your title alone. I'll have to see if I can find one for my next Career Day at school.

1 comment:

nicole said...

you have a warped sense of reality!