This can't be true. Pro wrestlers on steroids? This is earth-shattering (or actually table-shattering) news and it brings up many questions for me.
Does this mean that my man Kurt Angle will now have an asterisk next to his WWE Championship in the record books?
Edge's real name is Adam Copeland?
Will Rey Mysterio be forced to wrestle with a paper bag over his head instead of his mask?
Is the US government going call in wrestlers to testify at a congressional hearing or are they too scared that Hulkamania is going to run wild on them?