I've been finding all these Jack Bauer list online and they crack me up.
A few of my favorites:
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.
- When Kobe Bryant shoots 46 times, he scores 81 points. When Jack Bauer shoots 46 times, he kills 46 terrorists.
I wish they would just kill Logan and his wife and make Jack Bauer the President. Maybe Logan will just die of stupidity.