I received my Seinfeld dvd's from Amazon today. Must watch. But I have to get a pizza first. One with extra CHEESE.

What kind of cheesse could you live in? Cottage cheese

What is Frankenstein's favorite cheese? Muenster

What do you call when your cheese won't start? A Chee-tos truck

When is cheese not cheese? When string cheese gets tangled, it's knot cheese

How do you kill a vampire in Philadelphia? With a cheese-stake

Thank you, you've been grate!