No cheesy jokes today.

But if the 49ers played in Green Bay, all the fans would have big green moldy hats on.

The 49ers need to upgrade at quarterback, running back, wide receiver, offensive line, defensive line, cornerback, safety, and punter. (Linebackers and place kickers, and long snappers are okay.) It would be nice to get a new owner, GM, and coach too.

It's week 12 in the NFL and we had a matchup with a combined 2 wins. Losing to Miami and AJ-Freaking-Feeley is pretty sad. The Niners need more than the number 1 pick next year. They're probably going to mess that up by drafting a kicker or end up trading it straight up for new footballs and $50.

The good news: the 49ers are ranked 23rd in the latest BCS. They're in line to receive a bid to the Toilet Bowl, to be played in Suckyville.