I can't find the remote control for the big tv. Seriously, I've looked everywhere, even behind the couch and in the bathroom. That means I am going to have to create entertainment for myself, and so I have. I present to you......MEGA-BATTLEBLOG!!! 4 women have been selected in the biggest BattleBlog event ever.

The contestants in no particular order:
Karen, a frequent 5824 visitor who is new to the Mad Cal links
Marian, a new blogger who has the eye of the tiger
Christina, currently ranked 7th in Hideyo's BCS
Vicky, currently ranked 11th in the BCS

The rules:
1. Do not talk about BattleBlog.
2. Do not talk about BattleBlog.
3. There are no rules.

The winner (or winners in case of a tie) willl be determined by a combination of the following: fans voting, blog content, degree of difficulty, artistic impression, and the amount of cash sent to 5824. The winner will recieve a permanent link above the paint drying link and a 2 month supply of used pencils. Fans can vote in the comment box or the chatterbox. One vote per person per day. Residents of Rhode Island and Switzerland are not eligible to vote.


Early reviews of my stand-up career are in from Karen(one of our BattleBloggers), Danny and Danny again. Danny's my agent, so he has to make me sound good. Direct all booking and interview requests to him.

This is the most links I have ever used in making a post. Mad Cal history in the makings. One more just for fun.

*many hours later, I have found the remote. It was tucked behind the back of the couch cushions. I lifted the cushions to check the first time, but it was all the way in the back next to two packs of mini M&ms.*