It's been a while since I posted on this blog. I come back to discover that Blogger has all these new features that I will probably never use. I can change the time and date of my post, giving me the powers of psuedo-time travel. I could change the posting date of this entry to 3 days ago and nullify my entire first sentence. I can email this blog to people so it can sit in your junk mail folder along with the free Hawaiian vacations you have won. I can spell-check my posts, but I think my speling is good enuf. Blogger might as well have created a breakthrough in a feminine hygiene product. It's all of no use to me. (No comments about the feminine products please. Having to watch the commercials are bad enough. Spell-check edited due to reader complaints.)

I've been busy doing several things. One of them actually is work. No more paper airplanes. No more hockey table fun. Just boring stuff to do now. Even my co-worker secretly agrees it was more fun when I was in charge.

I've also been working on developing my second career as a stand up comedian. Danny's my manager and booked a performance for me. I am supposed to have a 7 minute set ready by tonight. Writing jokes isn't hard. It's putting them together in a routine that's kind of difficult. Look for me to be on Comedy Central soon. (Don't worry, when I get my own show on the WB, I won't forget who my friends are. I'll still be Cali from the block. Not that many people call me Cali.)