My Yahoo fantasy sports standings update:

basketball: 2nd of 12 in one league (top 6 make playoffs with 5 weeks to go), 3rd of 10 in another (no playoff system. playoffs? playoffs? are you kidding me?)

hockey: 5th out of 13th (top 6 make playoffs with 3 weeks to go)

golf: 3rd of 9 in my group, 19482 of 141980 overall (86th percentile after 2 of 40 tournaments)

auto racing: 2nd of 5 in my group, 107526 of 234889 overall (54th percentile after 1 of 36 races)

This is why I must have ESPN.