3D baseball cards

It's kind of a cool idea, but probably not cool enough to get me to start buying baseball cards again. If I get a CC Sabathia card, (weight listed at a generous 290 lbs) will the 3d image block out my entire screen? If I get an A-Rod card, will my cpu suddenly work faster?

I'm only about 16 cards away from completing my Hall of Fame San Francisco Giants collection (Willie Mays, Willie McCovey, Juan Marichal, Gaylord Perry, and Orlando Cepeda. Barry Bonds gets the asterick because there were way too many cards produced after 1980.) However, the remaining 16 or so cards have an ebay value of $4,000,000*, so it might be a while before I get my Willie Mays rookie card.

*Number is greatly exaggerated for effect.