June 28, 2007

Did any of you ever want to be a cryptozoologist? How could a college professor actually specialize in this completely made up field of study? People are actually paid to do 'research' by looking for Bigfoot?

I can only think of a few jobs that rank lower on the productivity scale and contribute less to mankind than Bigfoot researcher: SF city supervisor, any rapper who releases a song with the word 'hot' in the title, and corner infielders for the Giants.

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