Messy has issued an official hot dog challenge. Instead of doing 10 in 12 minutes, the challenge is for 53 3/4 hot dogs in 12 hours. It's a lot of hot dogs, but it's a lot of time too. But it is a lot of hot dogs. Even though I rarely accept food challenges, I'm thinking about it. Just so I can say I did it, kind of like hiking Half Dome or graduating college.

I might train by eating 54 3/4 tacos first. I just found out the nearest Taco Bell from where I live is 2.4 miles away. That's about 2.36 miles too far.