On those rare days that I happen to be shopping at Target while wearing a red shirt such as today, I like it when people mistakenly think I am a store employee. A lady asked me a question about where something was located, so I just pointed over into a random direction and said something like it should be to the left of the light bulbs. Then I quickly walked away.

But there are times when I'm at Home Depot and people come and ask me if I work there. Somehow, they think I must be the only employee that does not get one of those orange apron-things. Ironically, whenever I do need to find one of the guys with the orange aprons, they're never around. I have to go to the paint department so they can find someone in plumbing.