Welcome back to the TV Reality Contest Show Championships, where 4 shows will face off in the semifinals today. Let's get to the matchups.

1) The Apprentice vs 5) Joe Millioniare
The battle of the big bucks. On paper, it looks like it's going to be a blowout, but the results are surprisingly close. Joe makes up ground when Donald fires more than half his team by accident over a coffee incident, but in the end, Joe concedes when Trump offers Joe a real job in one of his companies. As a janitor. Joe accepts the deal.
Winner: The Apprentice This show was ranked number one for a reason. Looks unbeatable.

2) American Idol vs. 6) Survivor All-Stars
American Idol has to call upon its past winners to battle the Survivor All-Stars. Kelly Clarkson and Sideshow Bob from the first season are taken out early by the Survivors, who have adopted the song "I Will Survive" as their theme. However, disaster strikes the team when the remaining Survivors fight each other in a battle to the death over a chocolate chip cookie they found in Ruben Stoddard's pocket.
Winner: American Idol Simon, Paula, and Randy get ready to lead this group against Donald's apprentices. Wild card factor is that we will not know if this team will perform brilliantly or if they will just flat out suck.