The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the NFL Champions. Those 8 words (assuming NFL is a word) may not mean much to most people, but here in the east bay, those 8 words will bring a lot of sorrow and grief to some. If there are any Raider fans reading this, I feel your pain. I am a longtime San Francisco Giants fan and to see them give away the World Series last fall was terrible. But instead of trying to console the Raider Nation, I've been waiting to stick it to the Raider fans who have been talking all this smack to me the last 2 weeks. It will be a great week at work.
10 Signs you may be suffering from Raider Fever:
10. You can't sleep because of the discomfort caused by your chain and spike pajamas set.
9. When walking against a crowd of people, you yell at your imaginary offensive linemen to pick up the blitzers.
8. You play endless games of Madden 2003 using Oakland to try to beat Tampa Bay.
7. When you throw balls of paper into the wastebasket, a pesky little pirate grabs your trash and runs it back for 6 points.
6. You penalize your wife 10 yards for holding when she hugs you.
5. You want to go for your morning jog, but you find out you can't run.
4. Instant replay is needed to determine if you put your right shoe on your right foot.
3. You keep talking to yourself about how they stole your ring, refering to it as 'my precious.'
2. You are now just waking up in the parking lot after passing out during the pre-game man vs. beast beer drinking contest against a rhino.
1. You dress like Al Davis.
If you are suffering from any of these symptoms, get help and find a real NFL team to root for.
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