Newest group of people on the Mad Cal Blacklist: Celebrity whores

No, not the women who have sex with famous people for money. I'm referring to 'celebrities' who just can't seem to live without seeing themselves in the news or on tv all the time and other losers who are addicted to fame.

Every person wants to have their own tv show starring themselves. I believe Barry Bonds and Britney Spears had short lived shows. Now there's the Kardashians, Snoop Dogg, Deion Sanders, Denise Richards, and even Lindsay Lohan's frackin' mom among others. I could see how our media crazed society would want to see Lindsay on tv. But her mom? Seriously? (By the way, if you looked up the definition of celebrity whore, you will probably find a picture of Lindsay's mom. She most likely posted the picture there herself so everyone can see her.)

However, the worst celebrity whores are anyone who willingly appears on any MTV or VH1 show. Let's find out which real-life whore can win Flavor Flav's heart. Let's see which D-level celebrity can drop 15 pounds using a weight loss program based on exercise and drama. Enough already!

If it weren't for Battlestar Galactica, Deadliest Catch, and Hannah Montana, I'd smash my tv with my head instead of using a bat.