I rooted against the Virginia Tech football team and I didn't even bet on the game.

I wanted to leave a 20 cent tip on a $46 check because we waited an hour for our food (and I was out of small bills).

I drafted Frank Gore with the 4th pick just because JQ walked into the room wearing a 49ers 21 jersey right when it was my turn to pick. (This move opened up a series of events that increased our draft entertainment level by a factor of at least 5.)

I'm a mean guy.