Many of us learned that we should love our neighbors. However, when your neighbor gets in other people's business, causes disruptions over harmless situations, and believe they run the place, a line has to be drawn.

I always thought of our next door neighbor as the woman who never leaves the complex. No matter what time I head out or come in, she would be around somewhere, either walking her dog or sweeping the floor. She never bothered me, and I never bothered her. She suddenly decided to take a shot and make some trouble for me (over a matter that does not cause any harm or foul to any of the other residents here).

After talking to a few other neighbors, I have discovered that this woman causes all kinds of trouble for other residents here. I decided that she and her lunatic fringe friends on the HOA board need to be taught a lesson or two. I can't disclose my plan of action, but vengeance will be mine. And if there's anything I learned from the Saw movies, suffering is best when it's dragged out and prolonged. (Don't worry, I'm not going to kill anyone.) However, I might have to scale some of my initial strategy down so I don't harm Dan and Ed's property value.

The Battle at Pointe Pacific has begun.