What I learned this weekend:

Little kids love Play-Doh. Their parents hate it with a vengence.

The Golden State Warriors are really bad. They need to get new uniforms, new colors, new name, new everything. Just hit reset and start the franchise mode over.

My little cousin Kelly can do a pretty good chicken dance. She would fit right in with Arrested Development's cast.

My heads-up-no-look-all-in poker tournament strategy works. It will be covered in chapter 6 of my book. (Note: strategy not recommended for online play.)