THE WORST SPORTS WEEKEND EVER
So bad, I couldn't even watch SportsCenter this weekend.

The Giants baseball season is over. The baseball team from Colorado will now officially be renamed the Em-Effers. One freakin game. I'm too mad to discuss the Giants any more.

To a lesser degree, I'm even upset that Oakland lost this weekend. Boston would have owned the A's in the playoffs.

Fantasy baseball season is also over. Looks like I will finish in second place in my league. So I will have to pay something like 2% for our league dinner.

Speaking of fantasy sports, six starters from my fantasy football team combined to score less points than the 48 year old Emmitt Smith. Trent Green better put up some big numbers on Monday night. And Jamal Lewis better start serving dome jail time (More rantings about the NFL disciplinary policies another day).

The 49ers suck. I'm not mad at the players. I hate the management and the owners. We fire Mooch and let Jim Mora Jr. leave. There are very people I actually wish injuries on, but I hope Dr. John York tears an ACL. Then his cheap butt will probably try to operate on himself.

The NHL should be starting it preseason now. But it's not. The greedy owners and players make me mad because the Sharks are legit Stanley Cup contenders this year. If they ever play this year.

Even NASCAR sucked this week. Dale Earnhardt Jr. gets his 'special' restrictor plate from NASCAR and wins. NASCAR better punish him for his use of a curse word on live tv. If they don't, you know the fix is in.

Some good news not involving auto insurance: Cal football is up to #7 in the polls.