The rain dance needs some fine tuning.

I hate Disney on Ice. I hate Disney with a vengence. I wish nothing but curses for Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Goofy. I hate Simba, Aladdin, Mulan, and even Snow White. Poccahantas looked kind of cute from my nosebleed seats, so I will let her off the hook. Figure skating sucks enough (especially on an NHL rink!), but throw in the cartoon characters and 1 million little kids, and it makes for a terrible night. Especially on a night when THE RED SOX WIN THE WORLD SERIES! I do not want to see Disney on Ice for another 86 years.