I haven't been watching too much of Last Comic Standing. It was a Last Comic Standing (season 1) marathon that initially started my short career as a stand-up comedian. Anyways, I saw last week's episode where they were down to the last 6 comedians. 2 of them absolutely sucked. One guy didn't even seem to have a set prepared. It is time for me to start preparing for next season's Last Comic Standing.

My set will have no jokes about shoelaces. Those are knot funny. (My real stuff will be better. I promise.)



My current favorite commercials on tv:
(the best commercial for me is still the hood of a car travelling at 180mph, but this short list is only for tv spots)

-The Carl's Jr commercial with the girl eating all kinds of stuff from the fridge. I think the girl is really good looking (and she didn't even sneeze!). The commercial does not make me want to buy the low-carb-whatever-it-is thing they advertise.

-The Coors Light one where they party with the blondes, brunettes, and redheads. I mostly just like seeing the blonde, brunette, and redhead. This commercial does not make me want to drink Coors Light.

-The Toyota trucks competing in athletic events, such as the long jump and playing baseball. Very cleverly done to attract sports fans. It kind of makes me want to buy a truck, even though I can't afford it.

-The Dairy Queen commercial for the Brownie Blizzard. I was dying the first time I saw it. This commercial makes me want to lick electric mixers.