Time for another list of things that make Cal mad:

1) All the 'list' shows on tv. VH1's top 50 something or ESPN's top 25 something else. I realize most of the lists are based on nothing more than the producers drawing a number out of a hat, but there are a few things that are so wrong, I have to yell at the television. ESPN listed Rudy as the 24th best sports movie in the last 25 years. It should have been top ten without question. Movies higher on the list than Rudy: Bend it Like Beckham and Finding Forrester (still can't figure that one out). At least VH1's top 100 hotties had Beyonce at numero uno, which I can't really argue with.

2) 5th graders with cell phones and the parents who give it to them.

3) I hate it when 2 cars driving in opposite directions on a street stop so the drivers can talk to each other. I'll give them maybe 10 seconds before I honk, then they give me a look like it's my fault for interrupting their conversation. I hate it more when they try to wave me around, like I should just drive around both their cars, around the parked cars, and up on the sidewalk to pass them.

4) Marquis Grissom. Do you know how many times he had ended an inning or a game with Barry Bonds on deck as the potential tying or winning run? 544. That's just this season.

5) 9 hour workdays for 5 hours pay. Being a slave/driver sucks.

6) Mac Vini from Jacksonville, Florida (no relation to Vinnie Mac of the WWE). He's a bastard who ripped me off on eBay, but I'm going to get him. Some Ezekiel 25:17 kind of vengence.

7) $3 bridge tolls.