I've been having assorted aches and pains this week.

The top of my brain seems to be pounding on my skull and it makes me want to pound on certain kids at work. I was going to see a doctor about my headache this week, but instead I called the governor, who told me in no uncertain terms that 'IT IS NOT A TUMOR.' I was very much relieved by this medical advice from the actor/politician/bodybuilder.

I am suffering an undisclosed upper body injury after watching the Sharks lose in the Stanley Cup semi-finals. The Sharks had all the makings of a championship team, but now all that is left is to hope for hockey next season.

It feels like I stubbed my left big toe, but I don't remember when or where the injury took place. Many people probably would have stayed home from work for this injury, but like the tough guy I am, I played through it.