Some of the Democratic candidates are doing some surprising things. After winning the South Carolina primary John Edwards was speaking to his supporters. As I was watching it live on CNN, his campaign manager suddenly tore off a piece of Edwards' suit, which exposed his belly with a navel ring.

Not to be outdone, Howard Dean promised to pierce his navel. And then his ears! And then his lip! And then his eyebrow! And then his nose! And then his nipple! YAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Al Sharpton's new campaign promise: to make more appearances on Saturday Night Live.