I do not like bumper stickers. Today I was reminded of an episode of The Bernie Mac Show (my second favorite tv show) where Bernis's hottie of a wife Wanda doesn't want to put little Bryanna's 'My child is an honor student' bumper sticker on the back of her nice BMW. She was afraid it was going to mess up her nice shiny car.

Well, today as I was driving, I saw a car with not one, not two, but three 'Matt Gonzalez for Mayor' bumper stickers. It was a hatchback, so one of the stickers was on the bumper, but the other two were placed on random spots on the rear door. Matt Gonzalez is the Green party candidate who lost the SF mayoral election to Gavin Newsom. Bumper stickers are made to stick forever. This guy will feel like a loser everytime he unloads something from the back of his car.

Speaking of losers, I'm sure everyone has heard that Saddam got caught. I did not know he planned to give up being an evil dictator to become an actor. Apparently, US sources were informed that Saddam was intending to auditioning for the part of Hagrid in the next Harry Potter movie.