(This post contains mild bathroom humor. Reader discretion is advised. I love it when TV shows give that 'This program contains graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised.' When 24 had that, it was going to be a good show. Reno 911 has some disclaimer before the show airs as well. Something about 'Due to graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.')

You know what sucks as much as having to pee really bad? Not being able to pee. I had a take a physical on Tuesday to prove to the DMV that I can drive a van without having a drug-induced seizure. They needed a urine sample, so I headed off to the bathroom with this little cup.

This appointment was in the morning, so it's not like I had much to eat or drink yet and I was running a little low in the fuel tank. I thought about just using the faucet to give them water and see what would happen. After about three minutes of absolutely nothing, I called a timeout and told them I would come back to this part of the test later. (Something I learned from my SAT testing days.) After getting a cup of water and finishing up the rest of the physical, I returned to the bathroom and did what I had to do. Mission accomplished.

I am now cleared to renew my Class B driver's license.