Because the loyal fans (okay, just one person, maybe not even a fan) demand it, here it is! Tired of reality television? Welcome to reality blogging! May I introduce to you....dun da da duh BattleBlog!

Elisa will be given a shot to earn her way into the links! While there is no ranking system in place yet (coming soon, I promise), Elisa's Pinksoda Land will have to defeat the most recent newcomer, paint drying. This is no easy task, as the Official Watching Paint Dry Webcam easily creamed the now defunct ducknamedhowie.

If Pinksoda wins, Elisa will win a spot in the highly prestigious Mad Cal links and will have to take on future challengers.

To enter in future episodes of BattleBlog, please submit nominations in the comments box or the chatterbox. One entry per person per day. Entries must be from the planet Earth and submitted in English. Friends and family members of Mad Cal editors are eligible. Peony is barred from entering this contest until she learns to correctly spell the word 'and.'