Sharks with friggin (or fricken?) laser beams.

For some strange reason, I was thinking about sharks with friggin laser beams as I was playing golf at Bucchanan Fields Golf Course this morning. I was disappointed that I had hit a bad tee shot on the par 3 5th hole. When I finally got on the 5th green, I said to myself, "I'm putting for a friggin 3." Of course I missed the putt, then said to myself, "I'm putting for a friggin 4." Missed again, so I was putting for a friggin 5 (I made this one).

Then when I teed it up on the 6th hole, I guess the 'Strata' letters on my ball mush have looked something like 'shark' from my perspective, so I thought about sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads.

I thought it would have been cool if I had a golf ball that could emit a friggin laser beam when it is lost in the deep grass. I would just push a button on my golf bag and WHHOOOOMMMMMMM!! A laser beam shoots up out of the rough and I would never lose a ball again.

Anyways, the phrase 'sharks with friggin laser beams' has been stuck in my head today. That and the word 'Ergo!!' (came from a Matrix skit during the MTV movie awards)