March Madness is here! A few quick tips for filling out your men's basketball championship brackets if you have not done so already. Even I am not sports-mad enough to fill out a women's bracket.

-Never pick a school with 'state' in their name when the name is not a state. (Example: Troy State. Troy is not a state. Michigan State is okay because Michigan is a state.)

-All 4 number 1 seeds have never made it to the Final Four.

-If you have no idea who to pick, do it the girl way and look at the mascot matchup. (Kentucky vs. Oregon: A Wildcat will beat a Duck. Pick Kentucky. Good luck trying to figure out what a Saluki is.)


Mad Cal Madness predictions:
-If Cal beats NC State, they can beat Oklahoma.
-Only one number 1 seed will make the Final Four.
-Austin Peay will not win it all.


Tomorrow night, our house is leaving for Las Vegas! We want to be immersed in the madness. I'm putting next month's rent on the Wake Forest-ETSU game.
Remember Ocean's 11? We're going to be the Park Ave Three. Instead of robbing the Belagio, we will probably take on an AM/PM or a Kwik-E-Mart.