This morning's round of golf was terrible. I started cheating on the 6th hole. I usually wait until the 15th or 16th. I probably still would have beat a rhino (+5), but one of those polo-playing elephants might have given me a run for my money on the course today.

Anyways, I have finally completed my quest for the One ring. What finishing the video game could not do, ebay could. The most powerful ring in the world, and I find it on ebay. I outbid Sauron by 50 cents. I am feeling more powerful already.