Danny and I battled our way through rain and fog to play golf at Buccahan Fields this morning. I haven't played since my dismal performance in the Christmas Earl Fry Tournament. Danny had been telling me how much golf he had been playing in Bakersfield and how well he was playing and how he thought he was going to shatter the Buccahan record. It's a 9 hole par 31 course. Our best score was a 40 by me a long while ago. It's a pretty simple course so we were talking about shooting in the low 30's today. I finished at an 8 over 39. Danny got a 40. (That's not counting his 4 or 5 mulligans on the first hole.) He got so mad that he tried to hit me in the head with his golf clubs.

I also decided I want to have theme music playing before I hit my shots, kind of like the WWE (formerly known as the WWF) superstars do when they get ready to wrestle. I want the Lord of the Rings soundtrack. They could play the hero music when I'm hitting it well and the dark sounds of Mordor when I'm hitting a trouble shot. Speaking of Mordor, I am ready for the next movie to come out so I can play the next video game where I can enter Mordor and attack there, seeing as I have driven all the orcs back from the last level of the Two Towers.

NFL picks for this weekend:
Steelers vs. Titans: Tommy Maddox was almost paralyzed last time they played due to a neck injury so you know he's ready to show them something. Jevon Kearse is back, but the Steelers got me $2 last week and I'll bet they win again.

Falcons vs. Eagles: Donovan McNabb needs more Chunky soup before he can get himself back up to game speed. The Falcons will win if Warrick Dunn and T.J Duckett have good games. If all goes well, the Falcons will come to Candlestick next week.

Jets vs. Raiders: Would you rather beat your playoff opponents 41-0 or see your next opponent beat another team 41-0? Momentum is the Jets favor. I like New Jersey and Chad Pennington and I still hate the Raiders.

49ers vs. Buccaneers: The 49ers defense, with the exception of Mike Rumph, is a pretty good unit and should be able to shut down Tampa Bay. If all else fails, we can run intentionally botched field goal plays to confuse the officials and get out of Tampa with a win. Go 49ers!!