The Ask AZ Super Bowl Special

(The Ask AZ show has been on haitus since the end of the fantasy football season. Az-Zahir Hakim plays wide reciever for the Detroit Lions and is one of the best players in the NFL. Unfortunately, he was injured in the week 11 game against the Jets and missed the rest of the season.)

"Welcome to the Super Bowl edition of Ask AZ. Thanks to our new sponsor, blogger.com, we are now able to broadcast commercial free from San Diego. Today, we will take calls and answer any questions about the big game on Sunday. Because he has done such a great job with us before, we have asked Tampa Bay's Warren Sapp to join us on the show. How's it going, Warren?"

"Not too bad, Az. Would be better if we didn't have to smell those Raiders. Let's get this show on the road."

"Our first caller is Coach Marty from Detroit. Do you have a question about the game on Sunday?"

"Can I use instant replay to see if my team made the playoffs?"

"Playoff? Playoffs? You kidding me? After I got injured, we couldn't even win a game! And you're talking about the playoffs? We were 3-13. We couldn't even make the BCS."

"Hey, maybe they should test the coaches for drugs and leave the players alone. I can't believe your coach didn't get fired, Az."

"One more quick question: Do you think we can get Lebron James with out number 2 pick?"

"Get rid of Marty. Next caller please. Joe, you're on with Az and Warren. Got a question about Sunday?"

"Yeah, I've got a lot of money and I want to bring a date to the Super Bowl, but I don't know if i should bring Melissa, Zora, Sarah, or Mojo. Who would you pick?"

"No go on Mojo. What do you think, Warren?"

"Isn't Mojo some kind of monkey in a cartoon? Anyways, if you got so much cash, use Shawn Kemp's stragegy and bring em all."

"Hey Warren, isn't that your teammate Keyshawn over there? Yo Keyshawn!!"

"......."

"Can't hear you, speak up man!"

"I just told you to throw me stinking mike. I'll give you a 10 second interview. No 15 second interviews for me. 10 seconds and I'm done."

"Is it true that you're not speaking to the media anymore?"

"Yes. You have 3 seconds left."

"Which Raider stinks the most?"

"Seabass. I'm done."

"Thanks Keyshawn. We're getting near the end of our show. Don't you have to go to practice, Warren?"

"Practice? Practice? We've been doing that all year. It's not like it's a game, it's just practice, man. I've been waiting to ask you: which team is going to win the Super Bowl?"

"Since you are 6' 2" and weigh 300 pounds and sitting right next to me, I'm tempted to say the Bucs will win, but it will come down to whichever team can score the most points. And it's either going to be the Bucs or the Raiders. Hope that will help all you gamblers out there. Thanks again for tuning in to Ask AZ. We won't be back until the football season starts. Maybe watching Man vs. Beast can keep you entertained until then."